My Son Does the Splits...

 Gage has talents.

 

This is what happens when Gage watches Karate Kid or Kung Fu Panda.  He thinks he's invincible, and practices the chinese splits while doing some form of self-taught tai chi.  He's convinced himself he's quite good at it too, and though he only has a little ways to go before he's actually all the way down- I'm not seeing it happening in the really near future.  I love this though- he's always good for a laugh.